Remember back in July when I nominated Jada Pinkett Smith for worst mom in Hollywood? Well, it would seem my suspicions have been confirmed, thanks to some truly dumbass tweets from her brainwashed twat of a son, Jaden.
Behold, this idiocy.
Allow me to share some of the more priceless gems with you (along with some colour commentary from moi):
“If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.“
I’m so with you on this one, kid. Who needs doctors and researchers and modern medicine? Not us! Let’s revert back to a primal society and watch the starvation, epidemics, and chaos ensue. Of course none of this would matter to you, because your family, and all your other Scientology buddies will be beamed up on the mother-ship and you can just avoid all the drama. Let’s just hope you can convince Kylie Jenner to convert before it all goes down, or else you’ll be mighty lonely up there, and so will John Travolta, and well…I suspect you know where this is going. Yeah, I said it.
“School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.”
Yes, yes it is. If your teacher is L’ron Hubbard and you’re studying Dianetics.
“All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own.”
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! I just got permission from Jaden Smith to rebel! I’ve been waiting forevaaaaaaah for this!
Aaaaaaand, my personal favourite:
“If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.”
Really? Have you ever hung out with a newborn? I’m no expert since I’ve only had one, but I’m prettay sure this is what O would have said if she could have talked. “Poop. Tit now. Sleep. Hate life. Go back in womb. Swaddle..HA! Poop. Poop again. Tit. Poop. No sleep. Tit, tit, tit, fine..sleep.”
Anyway, as an educator, I’m sure you can imagine why I find these statements more than a little disconcerting. Obviously Jaden himself is being brainwashed, and he essentially told his entire fan base (which for some g-d forsaken reason is quite large) to boycott school and make their own rules. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall after he published these tweets and his parents found out. Somehow I don’t think they object to them. I see them applauding him for being vocal and using his celebrity as a platform for change. I don’t know much about the tenets of Scientology, but I suspect that they aren’t the biggest proponents of conventional education or following rules. I mean, where else did he get these ridiculous ideas?
So basically, yeah…Jada Pinkett Smith is definitely the shittiest mom in Hollywood and I’m sticking to my guns on this one.